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George Clooney Was Robbed at a Liquor Store

NO TEETH BUT IT’S FINE. >> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MADE IN THE TEQUILA SALE? >> THEY WILL. >> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE YOUR BUDDIED STARTED A THING, YOU ENDED UP MAKING IT INTO A HUGE THING AND SELLING IT FOR A BILLION DOLLARS. THAT’S CRAZY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I AM AN EXPERT ON ALCOHOL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE. AND I SPENT YEERP YARS RESEARCHI IT.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE IN THE LIQUOR BUSINESS? >> I HAD SO MUCH EXPERIENCE. >> Jimmy: OTHER THAN A CONSUMER? >> I TELL YOU, I WAS IN COLLEGE FOR A BRIEF PERIOD OF TIME. AND I WORKED AT AN ALL-NIGHT LIQUOR STORE FOR ABOUT A YEAR. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR ITEM YOU SOLD AT THE LIQUOR STORE? >> GIN. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> WE GOT HELD UP. AND HE HAS HIS HANDS IN THE POCKET AND HE SAID, GIVE ME EVERYTHING IN THE DRAWER AND I SAID, OKAY, AND HE WALKED AWAY. AND THE MANAGER IS LIKE, DID HE HOLD YOU UP AND I SAID, NO, HE JUST ASKED FOR THE MONEY IN THE DRAWER. IT’S NOT LIKE, LET ME MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GUN.

AND MY FATHER WAS AN ANCHOR MAN IN CINCINNATI, OHIO. >> Jimmy: VERY POPULAR ANCHOR MAN. >> AFTER HE GOT HELD UP, HE DECIDED THE SAFEST THING TO DO WAS DO THE NEWS. HE DID THE NEWS AT 11:00, AND FINISHED UP AT AND HE WOULD PULL UP TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND SIT THERE WITH A STOOL AND STAY THERE WITH ME JUST TO MAKE SURE I DIDN’T GET SHOT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS IS SWEET AND COMPLETELY INSANE. >> YOU DON’T SHOOT FAMOUS PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: HE THOUGHT THEY DMAM AND SAID, NO I DON’T WANT THIS? >> MAYBE HE WAS TRYING TO GET THE SCOOP. >> Jimmy: AND DAD, WHY DON’T YOU RUN THE REGISTER AND I WILL HEAD OUT? >> I WASN’T THE BRIGHTEST. >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS TO HAVE GONE OKAY. WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. BEFORE WE DO, I JUST WANT TO MENTION, I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR MOVIE TODAY.

AND THE PART THAT I LIKE MOST — I KNOW WE’RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. >> HI. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT. ALL RIGHT? .